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by Kahuna
Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:28 pm
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Jokes Thread.
Replies: 649
Views: 50334

Re: Jokes Thread.

Man's Best Friend.... A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man ...
by Kahuna
Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:30 am
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Jokes Thread.
Replies: 649
Views: 50334

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I saw a one legged Muslim with no arms at the ATM today.

He asked me to check his balance....... so I pushed the fucker over
by Kahuna
Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:24 pm
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Augusta, GA Police Report
Replies: 8
Views: 1223

Augusta, GA Police Report

*Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife...
by Kahuna
Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:59 am
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Jokes Thread.
Replies: 649
Views: 50334

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He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice, close to my ear. "Just relax. . . "Without warning, he reached down and I felt ...
by Kahuna
Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:30 pm
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Jokes Thread.
Replies: 649
Views: 50334

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THE NORWEGIAN WRESTLER *A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.. He's never lost a match because of this 'pr...
by Kahuna
Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:43 pm
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Jokes Thread.
Replies: 649
Views: 50334

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It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance - I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished m...
by Kahuna
Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:49 pm
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Jokes Thread.
Replies: 649
Views: 50334

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A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.” “That’s a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?” “No,” she replied. Actually I gave it to myself. It represents the thing...
by Kahuna
Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:49 pm
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Jeff just has a way with words‏...
Replies: 9
Views: 1092

Jeff just has a way with words‏...

This is straight forward country thinking................................... Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be ...
by Kahuna
Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:45 pm
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Things that have no purpose...
Replies: 12
Views: 712

Re: Things that have no purpose...



That line is G-R-E-A-T!!!
by Kahuna
Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:57 am
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Things that have no purpose...
Replies: 12
Views: 712

Things that have no purpose...

Things that have no purpose...

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by Kahuna
Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:55 am
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Jokes Thread.
Replies: 649
Views: 50334

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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like...
by Kahuna
Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:13 pm
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Jokes Thread.
Replies: 649
Views: 50334

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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is mens...
by Kahuna
Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:49 am
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Jokes Thread.
Replies: 649
Views: 50334

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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: 'God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?' The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seem...
by Kahuna
Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:16 pm
Forum: Way the Hell !! OFF TOPIC !!
Topic: Jokes Thread.
Replies: 649
Views: 50334

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Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys s...

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