There's no place like home. SEP 11-25
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None of us were aware that our own George has been Dabbling in some advanced lab work at his job. Near as we could tell it must have something to do with being able to molecularly restructure your atoms. Again I can only assume that smoke from fire has an effect on the air molecules which aides in this process as he must have instructed Janice to build one hell of a fire using damp fire wood to maximize his chances of success. There is also some talk that this area may be a Cherokee burial ground none of us new that george has native american ancestry. Again this was an attempt to perform this feat after ingesting a simply amazing dinner maid by the cheese curd queen of Wisconsin its hard for me to recall everything that led up to the main event. Anyway George got up from the table and was chanting Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ,Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, as he walked toward the back porch of cabin 1 a cabin he has stayed in for at least 5 years prior. Al said George seemed to start to oscillate after that he said he had trouble processing what he was watching. George than attempted to pass his molecules through the screen door Al said he half way made it but something interrupted his concentration (he shared with me later that he had a flashback of Janice in the hot tub) and the screen door flung him back into the house. I think we should all support George in this amazing project he has untaken for the benifit of mankind. I will eagerly be awiting to see the advancment in his research next year at this time.