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Wanted Man sighted in Bryson City

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:33 pm
by frenchguy
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Pennsylvania town hall meeting shooter spotted near Bryson City, It was reported that the town was trying to seize some of his property because of unsightly conditions & various neighbor complaints, Authorities say Harry Williams of northeastern Pennsylvania is presumed armed & dangerous & cautioned people do not try to apprehend him, but call local authorities. witnesses said Williams screamed your not taking any of my Carver shit you fucking fucks, He also said he should of shot more of them before he fled. Known associates are a man he calls Markie. Authorities have seized a huge stockpile of stereo equipment after he fled, and cautioned if anyone should see Williams or his friend Markie to call the Pennsylvania state police tip line at 1-800-IGOT-OCD

Re: Wanted Man sighted in Bryson City

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:34 pm
by Shortcake
When the shooting happened up here at a local township hall, Harry was lucky to have been in a meeting, Had the shooter not been taken down when he was, Harry would have been in big trouble because he looked so much like him.

Everyone up here knows, don't touch Harry's shit. He was born with a trucker's mouth and just got worse with age!

Re: Wanted Man sighted in Bryson City

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:49 pm
by Zoot Horn
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,, attaboy Al,,,,I just spewed cheese curds all over my screen

Re: Wanted Man sighted in Bryson City

Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 3:25 am
by engtaz
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Re: Wanted Man sighted in Bryson City

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:24 pm
by frenchguy
UPDATE!!! Pennsylvania town hall shooter captured !!! Harry williams was captured this morning in northeastern pennsylvania holed up in a luxury cabin in the woods. The pennsylvania state police received a tip on the tipline that people were hearing loud music coming from the remote cabin. as police surrounded the cabin & heard williams singing along to a Modonna song! they called him to come out with his hands up & he preceded to holler out the window, "you pigs aint taking my Carver shit while Im alive!! pennsylvania state police called in the swat team & after a hour of gunfire finally managed to subdue williams with tear gas, the cabin was filled floor to ceiling with high end audio equipment!! all of which is believed to be stolen. He was brought before judge Robert Carver this afternoon & sentenced to 9 months in the pennsylvania state prison, He received a lighter sentence as he gave authorities the whereabouts of his accomplice Markie,who, he said is hiding out somewhere near knoxville tennessee . Judge Carver gave him a reduced sentence so he could attend Carverfest 2014, with the 9 months in prison he should be ready to prove that he is the Carverfest Cornhole Champion!

Re: Wanted Man sighted in Bryson City

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:57 pm
by radioeng2
Ha...ha...ha...ha! That's funn...hey wait!! I did't do nuthin'. Didn't see nut'in either....

Re: Wanted Man sighted in Bryson City

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:22 am
by engtaz
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Re: Wanted Man sighted in Bryson City

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 5:39 pm
by Zoot Horn
He appears to have gone underground

Re: Wanted Man sighted in Bryson City

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:45 pm
by frenchguy
no george, didnt ya read the story, he is in prison perfecting his cornhole skills for CF 14 :lol: :lol:

Re: Wanted Man sighted in Bryson City

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:38 pm
by Zoot Horn
well,, I suppose he will get plenty of practice--now thats a picture that i am trying to get out of my mind.