Bigfoot at Carverfest?

Is Skip (Sasquach) going to Carverfest for a family reunion?
His relatives were on CNN a lot lately. Supposedly the remains were found in North Georgia...easy walking distance to the Carverfest location. That's okay - even bigfoot should appreciate good music. He's seven feet tall so he gets to choose the music.
I would rather Georgia make the news in other ways. At least they didn't shoot some innocent unique being - that was my first concern.
DNA test confirmation is supposed to be released soon. Yeah, right.

Is Skip (Sasquach) going to Carverfest for a family reunion?
His relatives were on CNN a lot lately. Supposedly the remains were found in North Georgia...easy walking distance to the Carverfest location. That's okay - even bigfoot should appreciate good music. He's seven feet tall so he gets to choose the music.
I would rather Georgia make the news in other ways. At least they didn't shoot some innocent unique being - that was my first concern.
DNA test confirmation is supposed to be released soon. Yeah, right.

The guys admitted to this being a hoax on Friday afternoon.

Yes they did, but only after I had a long conversation with them on the consequences that would befall them if they didn't turn cousin Clem over to me for a proper family burial and deny the existence of the rest of the clan in that area. And yes, I will be at Carverfest. Sasquatch likes his music and loves "the wall of sound."