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Post by OconeeOrange » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:44 pm

Some posts are better than others.
Some I learn from, and some catch me off guard and make me blow beer through my nose.

Keeping a running list of them might be fun.
The rules are -> well there are no fucking rules --- :-"

Here is one to start off:
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Posting to 'Correct Way To Clean Vinyl', TNRabbit posted:

Back in the day, (a Wednesday) I used to piss on them then scrub vigorously in a clockwise motion (thanks, Frank) with the hair of my ballsack for 7 revolutions, followed by gentle counterclockwise drying action with my girlfriends panties (while she was wearing them) until shiny.

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Post by TNRabbit » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:55 pm

OconeeOrange wrote:During my last physical, the Doc asked abouth my sex lie.
I had to admit that it was not what I would like, so he gave me some Viagra.

I took it for a couple weeks, but the problem remains as no woman will get naked with me.

I think next I will try a bottle of Old Spice or maybe a bath.
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OconeeOrange wrote:"Gary likes to play it 'loud' as do I. His system begs you turn it up until you die"

RIP WIlliam B. Dibble, 1948-2012. I'll miss you my friend.

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Post by OconeeOrange » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:24 pm

Damn, posted that drunk - actually I can spell. :rolleyes:

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Post by OconeeOrange » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:54 pm

TNRabbit - A Bob Carver Haiku

A Haiku
by S. Ford (yes, that one)

Stereophile, you
worms you challenge the Bobfather
then flip flop you blow.


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stevek --> "Ahh grasshopper"

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Post by TNRabbit » Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:39 am

OK, we're not going to continue repeating the OO/Rabbit love show; someone else needs to post~
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OconeeOrange wrote:"Gary likes to play it 'loud' as do I. His system begs you turn it up until you die"

RIP WIlliam B. Dibble, 1948-2012. I'll miss you my friend.

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Post by Scarabeo » Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:44 pm

TNRabbit wrote:OK, we're not going to continue repeating the OO/Rabbit love show; someone else needs to post~
1 ____ er
OK now you two can continue the love show! 8)
BillD, You will be forever with us! RIP until we meet again on the other side...

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Post by TNRabbit » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:12 am

elgrau wrote:...and I said "I need to get it up before I can put it in!"
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OconeeOrange wrote:"Gary likes to play it 'loud' as do I. His system begs you turn it up until you die"

RIP WIlliam B. Dibble, 1948-2012. I'll miss you my friend.

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Post by TNRabbit » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:13 am

treitz3 wrote:Some people should never pass up a good opportunity to shut the fuck up.
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OconeeOrange wrote:"Gary likes to play it 'loud' as do I. His system begs you turn it up until you die"

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Post by treitz3 » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:42 am

My wife's cooking is so bad, I leave dental floss in the kitchen. The roaches hang themselves.
In search of accurate reproduction of music. Real sound is my reference and while perfection may not be attainable? If I chase it, I might just catch excellence.

The best way to enjoy digital music reproduction is to never listen to a good analogue reproduction.

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Post by Rainman » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:00 am

This is not from 2011, but how about the best post of all time.... F1nut has been nominated numerous times with his answer to this question and to this day many of us still can't believe two letters followed by a simple (.) could make you laugh so hard your stomach gets sore.
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Post by dyeraudio » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:31 am

Rainman wrote:This is not from 2011, but how about the best post of all time.... F1nut has been nominated numerous times with his answer to this question and to this day many of us still can't believe two letters followed by a simple (.) could make you laugh so hard your stomach gets sore.
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bcmjconstruction wrote:Hi, we are helping a friend and holding on to his Carver system problem is ... we didn't get to unhook it so we don't know how to hook it back up and it is from the 80's can anyone help? :?
F1nut wrote:No.
Fucking HILARIOUS.......and if you have met Jesse before you can totally see him answering just like that. Right to the point. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Rainman » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:44 am

For some reason F1nut always ends up with multiple nominations in the "Best" or "Funniest" post threads... I just finished cracking up after reading this one...
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Post by OconeeOrange » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:01 pm

treitz3 wrote: I sure wish you would learn how to quote folks the correct way. Trying to follow your posts sometimes is like trying to navigate the burned down WACO compound and where everybody was when the shit went down. I don't have a team to decipher or figure out what went down. It's just me and a forum....

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Post by TNRabbit » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:41 am

OconeeOrange wrote:
treitz3 wrote: I sure wish you would learn how to quote folks the correct way. Trying to follow your posts sometimes is like trying to navigate the burned down WACO compound and where everybody was when the shit went down. I don't have a team to decipher or figure out what went down. It's just me and a forum....
=D> =D>

Absolutely true! Ed, your ramblings are harder to follow than MaddMaxx~
:lol:
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OconeeOrange wrote:"Gary likes to play it 'loud' as do I. His system begs you turn it up until you die"

RIP WIlliam B. Dibble, 1948-2012. I'll miss you my friend.

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Post by kingman » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:48 am

You and Gary both in the sweet spot was bound to queer the music.
...A real funny one courtesy of OconeeOrange! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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