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about a carver pm700

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:25 pm
by iamchucknorris
I just bought a Carver PM 700 used and it didn't come with an owners manual. Would anyone know how to run it bridged mono or know where I could find out? I'd prefer to not buy an owners manual.

Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:28 pm
by tfm75

Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:40 pm
by iamchucknorris
Thank you so much. Did you get this online? If so, can you send me the link, or maybe even the .pdf if need be?

Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:16 pm
by OBI56
Sir TFM75 is the resident keeper of the manuals; he probably got this from the PM-700 Owner's Manual

Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:09 pm
by corkdust
How are Lee and Melodye?

Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:17 pm
by corkdust
I'm so sorry,from one newbie to another, welcome to the forum

Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:23 am
by engtaz
Welcome iamchucknorris. Stay awhile.


Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:44 am
by SteveFord
What's behind Chuck Norris' beard?
Another fist.

Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:53 am
by iamchucknorris
did you know that i am incapable of doing pushups? i can only push the world down.... :lol:

i'm really enjoying my carver power amp. its a shame that they aren't made anymore. i picked mine up at a local music store for $300, and i got $80 for my old piece of poo Ross Mega Amp 400. i run it for the power section of my bass rig, and the tone i get is incredible. some people have called me crazy for this, but i really think the carver increased my tone. maybe its because i'm no longer clipping.... :D

what exactly happened to carver?

Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:03 am
by TNRabbit
Chuck, I heard that you can get a woman pregnant just by looking directly at her and saying "BOO-YAH!

Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:18 am
by iamchucknorris
I can, but I choose not to.

Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:32 am
by TNRabbit
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Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:42 am
by TNRabbit
...and my personal favorite:

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:26 pm
by SteveFord
That Chuck Norris stuff is great.

In answer to your question, here's the Reader's Digest verions as I understand it:

Carver went public, made a lot of bad management decisions, they board kicked Bob Carver out, they went down the toilet, they called Bob Carver back to bail them out, he did (kinda) but started Lightstar and then Sunfire Corporation which may or may not be doing another Carver.
Great stuff and yes, it really did make your system sound a lot better. Please try not to pulverize the membership.
Steve "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche" Ford

Re: about a carver pm700

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:41 pm
by iamchucknorris
thanks a million guys. my band is finally telling me to turn down instead of up. :lol:

so how exactly do i go about acquiring the owners manual in online/pdf form like tfm75 had it?