treitz3 wrote:I'm not that protective of my stereo when it comes to a select few whom I trust know what the hell it is that they are doing. James is the only exception, he's no longer allowed to touch ANYTHING, especially the speakers!
I do not allow anybody to touch it unless I know what kind of background in audio they have. That includes the volume knob, power buttons or anything else for that matter. If I ever catch anybody touching the rig without my permission? I would fear for their life, regardless of the reason.
(( NOTICE )) It's time to get this ball rolling.
I want to make these services known and available to all...
For anyone that desperately wants, or needs to upgrade their audio equipment, but has a wife or girlfriend that has "other plans" for what extra cash you may or may not have.
I want to make my services available to you.
Tom has wanted to "upgrade" his speakers for quite a while now. Unfortunately, he has had his own financial problems over the last year: Business was slow, Wife's hours cut back, New born son etc... so of course, a massive $8,000 upgrade to his speaker system was out of the question (according to the wife)
What wife or girlfriend could possibly say no to you once your prized equipment was "accidentally" destroyed buy someone else ??
If you can put on a good enough act, get mad... tear up a little... stand in the corner wanting to be left alone... you are GOLDEN.
Let me take what ever piece of equipment needs to be "upgraded" for a little stroll... Once she sees it, and the look on your face, she will be begging to help you go shopping for that NEW magic item to make all your pain go away. She will let you get away with buying just about anything after she sees what I will do to your "Prized Possessions"
And if you have Home Owners Insurance, we can make sure you hit the JackPot with "Eddie's Quick Cam Service". He will be standing in just the right spot, ready to snap the "Money Shot" that you can send into your insurance company to maximize your "Upgrade" returns.
Now... If you are serious about doing this, you MUST practice that "WTF" face !! It may take a few days to a week in front of a mirror to get it just right.
If you look at the image below, you can see a perfect example of one of Eddie's "Money Shots"
Look how Tom has PERFECTED the "WTF" face. How could any insurance company argue its authenticity??
My Fee is $1,500 per unit. I will guarantee to sustain some type of major injury to add to the authenticity, just in case your insurance company comes knocking.
Feel free to visit our new website: http://www.BreakYourOldShit.com and send is some photos of the units you are ready to upgrade.
~You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?~
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