But my favorite story about Paris is their troubles with EuroDisney. It seems that they had to stop the fireworks display at the park closings every night because every time they did one, the east side of Paris surrendered.
I needed a good laugh, thanks.
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
In a recent press conference, President Obama remarked, "If I had a city, it would look just like Detroit."