This is serious...I need to know what the fuck kinda bug I've got. Eddie has it too and got it about a day early than me and no, we were not swapping fluids. I'm trying to narrow down where this shit came from, any help would be greatly appreciated. If you don't have it, thank God because you don't want it.
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
In a recent press conference, President Obama remarked, "If I had a city, it would look just like Detroit."