MacLeod
Polk Guru
--****stolen from the Polk Forum------------------------------------------------------------------------------
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jesse.
# Jesse doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Jesse has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Jesse.
# Jesse does not sleep. He waits.
# Jesse is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Jesse is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Jesse counted to infinity - twice.
# When Jesse does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Jesse is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Jesse hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Jesse can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Jesse doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Jesse can slam a revolving door.
# Jesse does not get frostbite. Jesse bites frost
-righter words have never spoken...
