Severe Respiratory Infection from Carverfest???

Today, 09:26 PM #37
MacLeod
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# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jesse.

# Jesse doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Jesse has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Jesse.

# Jesse does not sleep. He waits.

# Jesse is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Jesse is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Jesse counted to infinity - twice.

# When Jesse does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Jesse is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Jesse hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Jesse can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Jesse doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Jesse can slam a revolving door.

# Jesse does not get frostbite. Jesse bites frost


-righter words have never spoken...

THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got something too, came down with a head cold Monday night. Nose ran like a fauce Tues & Wed, then it dropped to my chest. Nasty crap being coughed up. Maybe it was something in cabin 7, but it was worth it to hear F1's system. Bout over it now, hope you're better soon Jesse.

Until Skip chimed in, I was going to make a comment about those city fellers & how they got no hutzpah.....

I think someone at the fest had it before they got there and unwillingly spread it around!

Are you blaming the Chef??

No I am not pointing any fingers at anyone,and defintly not at my buddy Ray! You never know where it could of come from just glad no one got hurt realy bad from it! Eddie!

Thanks for all the well wishes, etc. What a bunch of decent effers ya'll turned out to be.

I'm back home, not 100%, but should be fine they tell me. Seems it's time for another one of those life changes, I need to quit smoking. The problem is that I really like to smoke, but on the other hand, I like breathing even more.

It seems the bug I picked up down there (thanks Ray ) more or less pushed the issue over the edge and they tell me if I keep pushing it that they'll get to name a new wing in my honor. Fuck that.

Anyway, thanks again.

(thanks Ray )

Glad you're feeling better, getting old sucks or is it just over rated it's your call.

so....are we going to give this bug a name....?

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so....are we going to give this bug a name....?

fuglius vaginasilus?

Looks like the "brain bug" from Starship Troopers....

I was thinking the same thing.

Looks like a substitute teacher I used to irritate (a lot)

Jesse & Eddie, glad to hear you are both doing well. I remember what it was like back years ago when I had to have adrenaline shots to get me breathing again because my asthma attacks had come on so strong. We had moved from NY to VA that year and it was supposedly the worst year for pollen on record, and having allergies, not asthma at the time, progressed me into full fledged asthma attacks. Pretty scary for a kid in 8th grade being taken to emergency rooms and having to get that shit put in my arm. Talk about racing. You could have very well had allergy induced asthma. Anyway, hope you recover fully. (Don't want to see your name on hospital wing!)

Still, I'm sure the FEST was worth it. Hope to make it next year.